tiktoks-we-like:

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(A camera records a shot of the person offscreen’s hand with the palm flat up holding two decorative book corner plates made of metal, the plates are made of dark muntz metal with swooping spirals engraved on them, a black book or binder with a yellow sun and moon circle design lays a length beneath from their hand)

(Person offscreen closes their hand and opens it to move the plates around, the plates make a faint clinking sound) ‘Heh heh heh, cheez-it armor.’

(The shot changes to them holding the plates with two cheez-its in their hand)

(Another shot changes onscreen to the cheez-its 'wearing- the armor by putting a corner of the it’s in the space of the plates where a book corner would go in) ’*Crying* My boys’ going off to warrr’

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